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Ermagerd...

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ER-MA-GERD...

...so, been a while, probably take a while for peeps to remember me, but I thought it was time for my "once in a blue-moon, I'm still alive" journal.

...aaannd nothing's really changed, except that I'm between jobs (which has nothing to do with the no interwebz situation...honest), which sucks hardcore..... which means I'm unemployed, uninspired, and a little unhappy too, but life's being good and will probably take a good turn soon :)

...oh crap, I've become an optimist :ohnoes:
but happy committed relationships have that effect :D

anyway, best be off, those applications won't ignore themselves!
  -Wytch Kid
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BRB

1 min read
Just a quick journal.

Started reading FairyTail: love it, also been practicing to start drawing a little comic for my OC's n me n randomness.

Going to be offline for a while, be back in a few weeks
not that it'll make a dramatic difference

Have fun :blowkiss:
-Wytch Kid
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Starkk Grijam

5 min read
OC for FairyTailRevolution

+PROFILE+

Name: Starkk Grijam ("gri-am")

Other Names & Titles: "Sparkky", "Chain-Charmer"

Age: 19

Gender: Male

Height: 6'2"

Weight: 220lbs

Appearance: His height and relatively slim build belie his weight, which are both innaccurate to to the numerous chains on his body (some connected to him). He has short dark blue hair, which tends to be messy, yet clean. Wears long thick boots, dark grey pants, a navy blue half-robe coming down from his waist to his ankles on the left, a long grey jacket with blue trim and a light grey sleeveless long-neck shirt with bandaging around his lower arms. Chains are bounds around his body, under his clothes and when they are fully extended they can be seen embedded into Starrk's flesh.

History: A highly intelligent and outstanding, he simply lacks motivation. The only thing that grabs his attention is mention of lightning dragons, as he wishes to obtain the lightning dragon slayer magic. Possessed of an affinity for elecrticity since a young age, often jamming things into power sockets. His parents were high achievers and pushed him to make the most of his skills, but he never bothered to do anything. Sick of his laziness and irritation that their only child would be a failure, they kicked him out of home at 13, hoping it would force him to change. He lives on his own and can cook n clean very well, when he bothers to make a mess, as a result, despite his laziness his house is very clean. He doesn't usually have girlfriends for long as although they find him nice to talk to, easy to get along with and very clean they tend to get sick of him forgetting their birthdays or being lazy, and dump him before long. His life wasn't spectacular, epic or mysterious and is glad of it, saying "I'm glad I don't have some lame-ass melodramatic history", though he silently wishes it had been a bit more. Does have a few somewhat "traumatic" memories but he doesn't talk about them and doesn't feel they affect who he is (despite the fact they're part of the reason he sleep with open eyes, in hard to reach places and cannot cry). Long for a purpose and spends most of his time falling asleep whilst contemplating his life, abilities and future, which is usually fruitless.

+GENERAL+

Profession: Mage

Abilities: Highly skilled at fighting with chains/chained weapons, good with swords, staves, spears, bows and bare-handed combat. Quick thinking when in a fight, fairly creative when necessary.

Likes: Bad weather, candy, easy money

Dislikes: swimming/water (oceans, lakes, etc.), hot sunny days

Personality: generally lazy, he enjoys talking to "interesting" people or cute girls but will usually talk to anyone that initiates a conversation with him, whilst lazing around. He's alwasy chewing on a piece of candy, offering candy to most people he talks to and rarely denies anthing from a cute girl, especially when they ask nicely. Complains when forced to do things, and complains of boredom alot too. Scowls alot, but thats just his bored expression. Smiles on rare occasions, usually when talking to cute girls or when theres easy money to be made. He's bluntly honest, telling people what he thinks without thought of the consequences, usually getting slapped by cute girls (another reason he's usually single), though he's never really bothered, by that or anything really. Will happily be persuaded with money, though he won't be dishonest or criminal. Rare, delicious candy can work too.
Weaknesses: Cannot swim, to much water can short-out his abilities (though he can use this to his advantage).

Individual Speciality Or Oddity: Sleep with open eyes and often sits in weird places away from people to think, occasionally chaining himself to the spot in case he falls asleep, likes to just stand quietly in rain (compulsively if its warm), with a despondent smile in his face, and he actually sparks when agitated and will give a strong static shock if someone irritating or someone he hates touches him.

+GUILD+

Guild Name: Fairy Tail

Guild Tattoo Location: covers majority of left chest and some of his neck

Rank: D

+MAGIC+

Magic Type: Caster

Magic Name: Lightning Magic

Brief Description of Magic: Can manipulate, create and control electricity.

Magic Techniques: channels electricity into the chains to control them in various ways, also electrifies weapons he uses, though cannot control them, though they may move more easily. Will often fool enemies into thinking he possess Lightning Dragon Lacrima (somewhat mimics Dragon Slayer techniques).
#1 "Orochains" - Channels electricity through the chains all over his body, unfurling them and moving them like snakes, with snake head forming out of the electrical magic energy. The strike with "lightning" speed. Controls them with greater speed and accuracy if standing still and focussing. Can also be used to grapple or bind/incapacitate.
#2 "Lightning Strike" - Forces short bursts of electricity through his body to dramatically increase his speed and strength, also able to electrify on contact. Prolonged use has negative side-effects (blisters, fatigue).
#3 "Arc" - Lightning bolts arc from his hand at his target with destructive force. Tears target appart instead of electrocuting/shocking. Can be used to destroy some walls/earthed objects.
#4 "Storm-Breath" - Spits small yet powerful arcs of lightning from his mouth. Requires short incantation. Inaccurate but deadly a close range. Has high chance of burning his throat, last resort attack.
#5 "SenBolt" - A small, precise strike that makes a burst of electricity to burn out nerve endings, disabling movement and causing extreme pain in the area. Nerves will eventually re-grow.

+WEAPONS+

Jagged-link chains and a Sword (not always)
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Squee :edit:

2 min read
OMFG

so, when I first got into guitar hero, I absolutely loved GHIII, it's songlist is just about the best out of all of the guitar hero games, not to mention the actually gameplay and information even the way the give the information just rocks!

So gorgeous :tears:

Anyway, I'd half given up on obtaining a copy of the game as they had stopped making, so, I went and ordered in a Queens Of The Stone Age album (Era Vulgaris) that has two songs that appear on guitar, namely "3's & 7's" which is on, you guessed it, GHIII. When it finally comes in, I'm somewhat ecstatic, later on, on the day I collect it, I happen upon my local games store and decided to ask if they had a copy of GHIII for Wii...

I nearly fainted when they said they had one pre-owned copy out back. Nearly fainted again for a completely different reason when the price tag was 30c more than I had on me. So I just robbed my little brother for it, he didn't mind much

As soon as I got home, I played half the album before I couldn't resist waiting to play my new guitar hero game. Played until my muscles ached and my skin had that stinging "if you don't stop your going to get a blister" sensation.


I slept with a big grin on my gace that night :D


In other news, I'm going to get stuck back into my fiction writing, I've decided that's where my true calling passion and talent lies.

Keep safe n sane! the latter being optional, of course
-Wytch Kid


:EDIT:
Holy snap! over 5,000 pageviews?? :w00t:
but how should I celebrate?
:plotting:
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I was up late last night, browsing through my poetry, when I slowly realised that for someone who has never had any lessons on how to write poetry or anything even close, I am an amazing poet...

which is wierd, 'cause I usually do the angsty "I'm good at nothing, I'm average at best" low self-esteem crap, which is ironically where I get the drive to write a majority of my poetry... But either way, it made me feel better, not that I was feeling particularly down or anything, I just felt better. I guess all my close friends telling me "Wow, you're really great at this!" was more than just obligatory praise after all...

Anyway, if anyone ever feels down about themselves or their abilities in any given field, chances are you're better than you're giving yourself credit for; just trying in itself is commendable, so have heart and have faith in yourself, and hopefully others do to

also, if anyone wants me to try writing a poem for them, I'm very happy to, just tell me the topic and theme/emotion and maybe some specific words to use and I'll do my best!


seriously, I'm bored, angst can only be written so many times :XD: I kid

anyway, Live long and prosper!
-Wytch Kid

p.s. check out Wolf-an-Cub's gallery, she's pretty good, deserves more attention (though I'm a bit biased :love:)


[EDIT]


Supernatural Meme!

stolen from :iconlizzuzci:

ZOMBIE
[/] You are pale. (I usually am, but not lately)
[x] You are hungry a lot. (only when I'm awake... or dreaming of food)
[x] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone. (gee, office work, mindless? nooo, never)
[x] Most of the time, you, or a part of you, is cold. (hands/fingers)
[x] You love to eat meat. (as long as it don't got its feathers fur or face attached)
[ ] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food.
[x] You make grunts and moans a lot. (mornings, when eating or talking to less effeminate guys, very few actual words are spoken)
[x] You enjoy learning about psychology because you study the brain. (IT INTRIGUES MEomnomnom)
[ ] You usually walk slowly. (fast walker, slow runner)
[/] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself. (depends on my clothes n plans for the day)
TOTAL: 7 (shit, that's high)


CENTAUR:
[ ] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you. (opposite)
[ ] You get drunk a lot. (sadly, not anymore)
[x] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you. (yes, but I tend to have to ignore it)
[x] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe. (space ADMRIAL, not cadet :D)
[x] You like to read your daily horoscope. (all three of them)
[x] You have a high level of pride in yourself. (strangely, yeah)
[ ] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[/] You are spiritual. (ehh, kinda)
[ ] The horse is your favorite animal.
[x] You are possessive and territorial. (GET OFF MY PAGE, ITS MINE! :XD:)
TOTAL: 6 1/2


ELF:
[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips. (*tries to see* . . . . CRASH)
[x] You are very intelligent. (why thank you)
[ ] Your five senses are extremely keen. (pardon?)
[ ] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height. (tend to be heavier than most my size)
[/] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible. (politely spoken)
[x] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature. (or my gf :love:)
[/] You look very young for your age. (I have a very maleable age-appearance :mwahaha: )
[x] You rarely get sick.
[x] You are a very hard worker. (if a jobs worth doing, its worth doing properly)
[ ] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future. (insane enough already)
TOTAL: 5


FAIRY:
[ ] You are happy a lot of the time. (*snort* sure)
[ ] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[ ] You are very shy.
[ ] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[x] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid. (genlteman-man, AWAY!)
[ ] You are young and short. (*snort* bahaha, yeah, measely 6ft)
[ ] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes. ( :ohnoes: )
[x] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back. ( :plotting: )
[x] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[x] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
TOTAL: 4


GNOME/DWARF:
[x] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork. (pretty darn good jeweller, actually)
[ ]In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward. (feel nerbvous but apparently I'm fine)
[ ] You are short for your age.
[ ] You are an isolationist.
[ ] You love to play practical jokes on people. (not really, tad childish)
[x] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry. (oh f*** yes)
[/] You look older than your age. (again, maleable age)
[ ] You love the woods and the mountains.
[ ] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[ ] You have a short temper.
TOTAL:  2 1/2


HARPY/SIREN:
[ ] You are best at talking crap about people behind their backs and and not to their face ( :ohnoes: )
[ ] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you. (nope, I'm pretty "zen" like that)
[ ] You often take things that aren't yours. (so many double entendres come to mind :blush: )
[x] You are easily angered. (push the right buttons and yeah)
[x] Death fascinates you. (well it does!)
[ ] You are female, or a feminine-looking man. (idk, am I?)
[ ] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[x] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[ ] You love to trick others.
[x] You have a ravenous appetite. (OMNOMNOMNOM)
TOTAL: 4


MERMAID:
[ ] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.
[/] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you. (on occasion)
[/] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater. (would really help my TOTAL INABILITY TO SWIM)
[/] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea. (I like looking at them)
[ ] You are good at swimming. (:skull:)
[x] You like to collect shells. (they make me think of evolution & science)
[ ] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[x] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it. (some srsly trippy stuff down there)
[x] You are extremely against ocean pollution. (pollution in general)
[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea. (fowl is much tastier than fish)
TOTAL:  4 1/2


VAMPIRE:
[x] You're a night person. (can't sleep before midnight)
[/] You have a fascination with blood. (starting to lose interest)
[ ] You are extremely pale.
[/] You wish you had a bat as a pet. (they are kind of cute)
[ ] You are not religious at all. (oh, how I've tried)
[/] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you. (as long as I don't have a realistic chance of suffocating)
[/] The sun's glare annoys you all too often. (not as much as it used to)
[ ] You hate food with lots of garlic in it. (garlic salt on EVERYTHING)
[x] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips. (they're both a romantic thing, but neck is intimate)
[x] You don't like sharp objects near you. (only if someone's holding it)
TOTAL: 5 (would've been higher a year ago...)


WEREWOLF:
[x] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[ ] You have a lot of body hair.
[x] The ability to shape shift is the best superpower to you. (soo epic)
[ ] You prefer gold over silver items.
[ ] You lack self control.
[x] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans. (animals are just using their instincts, humans consciously do wrong)
[/] You have a deep respect for wolves and other wild dogs. (they are kinda neat)
[x] You like to be alone.
[x] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it
[/] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors. (used to be indoors, now is getting 50-50)
TOTAL:  6 (:ohnoes: higher than vampire???)


WIZARDWITCH: (male witches are still witches)
[x] You love chemistry. (hehehe, boom)
[x] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[x] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements. (aw hell yeah!)
[/] You are a nature lover. (strong supporter)
[x] You have a strong sense of responsibility. (someones got to)
[x] You spend a lot of time alone.
[x] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely. (ginger cat, sign of a white witch)
[x] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious. (bullseye)
[x] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do. (yep)
[x] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult. (its my heritage :D)
TOTAL: 9 1/2
YES! was hoping either witch or vampire :boogie:
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